There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered

theclearlydope:

I have a strict “No North Korean leader corpses” rule on the TCD but I’m letting it go ONE TIME ONLY because waving bear trumps everything.

peterfromtexas:

paying his respects

theclearlydope:

LLUUUUUUKKKKKEEEEEEE DON’T PEEEEEEEE ONNNNNN MEEEEEEE!

robotindisguise:

Darth Vader Urinal

theclearlydope:

I’m starting my Christmas shopping today. How will I deal with the shopping madness?

1. Get pissed on beers at a random happy hour.

2. Call my unemployed friend for a ride to the mall.

3. Pay him $6 and some change to have him drop me off at the front door and to keep the motor running.

4. Run into Spencer Gifts throw a $20 bill and a bag on the counter and tell them to fill it up with witty one-liner coffee mugs.

5. On the way out of the mall pick up a Cinnabon.

6. Jump into car enjoy the Cinnabon and DONE.

theclearlydope:

Clearly added to the bucket list: MAKING LOVE IN THIS ROOM.

derplodge:

BEST BEDROOM EVER

(via imgfave)

theclearlydope:

You can’t fool me Shia Labeouf.

theclearlydope:

How am I supposed to attack a groin with an iPod shuffle?

theclearlydope:

This Pac-Man tree just made all of our trees look like assholes for being on the same planet.

nevver:

Madrid

theclearlydope:

Just saw Batman wearing sweat pants and drinking a Diet Sam’s Cola.

theclearlydope:

Just saw Batman wearing sweat pants and drinking a Diet Sam’s Cola.